Change my mind: These jokes are not very good

2021.12.01 04:19 TombStoneFaro Change my mind: These jokes are not very good

  1. the one where there are two hunters, one gets shot and the other calls 911 and the operator says, calm down, let's make sure he's dead. a shot rings out... (etc.) (a dispatcher would not say anything like that)
  2. sherlock holmes/watson's tent is stolen (fictional characters/contrived)
These were supposed to be literally among the funniest jokes in the world. I can think of many much better.
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2021.12.01 04:19 olivercolt Geen Monday Shopping Deals! Amazing Products On Exclusive Prices.

Everyone is fond of shopping especially when there's a sale going on. Most of you may not have been able to grab the opportunity to shop on the Black Friday sale but don't you worry at all. There's another day where you can shopping and purchase products that you desired to buy.
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Green Monday! One of the biggest shopping days occurs on the second Saturday of the month of December.
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2021.12.01 04:19 Daviid131 Alguien que haga tributes en video para esta putita? (discord)

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2021.12.01 04:19 m_jackdrawstuff No problem in Smash online, but impossible to play in Mario Party?

So disclaimer I guess, I use a mobile hotspot from my phone. But somehow Smash bros, and even the more taxing Halo Infinite runs pretty smooth with rare dips every once in a while. But Mario Party Superstars? I guess I need the highest speed wifi router or something. Does anyone else have issues playing MPS online, or is it me?
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2021.12.01 04:19 AQuestionfullGuy [Serious] What was your experience with your college professors?

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2021.12.01 04:19 HartofHarts The Duality of a Siege Player

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2021.12.01 04:19 PfoorKhoays 🌀 GreenFEG presale is LIVE | New, exclusive and limited NFT collection coming soon 🔥 Launch @ 19:00 UTC ✅

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2021.12.01 04:19 FlyMingo321 Guardiola may have finished 4th (10 points behind 3rd) and just lost to Liverpool 4-2 in my current save, but I don't think that he would have been sacked. Also Chelsea were 3rd so I don't see a reason for them to sack Touchel.

Guardiola may have finished 4th (10 points behind 3rd) and just lost to Liverpool 4-2 in my current save, but I don't think that he would have been sacked. Also Chelsea were 3rd so I don't see a reason for them to sack Touchel.
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2021.12.01 04:19 hyperkid137 211201 TOMORROW X TOGETHER and Ikuta Lilas on First Collaboration - Remote Interview

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2021.12.01 04:19 spearslogan36 Random Advice from a Freshman

Don’t use the WaveRider app for laundry. I’ve wasted $20 and more time than I’m willing to admit to this stupid waste of storage space. It’s absolute trash and i wish someone would’ve told me about it sooner. Thanks for listening to my midnight rant over this small inconvenience.
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2021.12.01 04:19 potatoeguy11 🤣⬆️

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2021.12.01 04:19 One_Truth_Prevails Japan is requesting incoming international flights be halted (including Japanese citizens/visa holders) until the end of Dec, reported by NHK

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2021.12.01 04:19 NewsElfForEnterprise South Korea’s exports grow for 13th straight month in November

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2021.12.01 04:19 InternetDear404 Fiction: short story or book about a guy and his ugly neighbour and her letters

I actually read a translation of the book so the details are vague. A guy narrates the story of his friend and his neighbour whom the friend described as very unattractive to the point of being horrible. The neighbour would sometimes smile at the friend when crossed paths. One day neighbour asks the guy to help him write a letter to her SO. The friend is astonished/impressed by the contents of the letter the women wants him to write. Somedays later after the letter is posted, the women asks the friend to write a letter again, but this time "from her SO" to "her". The friend is confused and assumes it's a ploy of neighbour to get close to him. He yells at her to get out of his house. After he cools down, he visits his neighbour and finds her sobbing. The neighbour explains that there is no SO, but just her imagination as no one loves her. The friend agrees to write the letters back and forth while the neighbour narrates. Unexpectedly the neighbour gets arrested. I don't remember why and want to read again.
Thanks in advance.
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2021.12.01 04:19 hobtron 12au7

I was wondering if I could place a 12au7 in v1, v2, or v3 with out any electrical issues into a bassman 5f6a circuit?
I've done a search online and I've found an answer of yes, but depends on the location. I was looking for further clarification, which location is it safe in and which is not?
I'm up for trying things out, I wanted to try out the 12au7 in all the locations and see if I enjoyed the sound but I'm reading some people say that it's not a good idea an the other people are saying it works great for them. SoS
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2021.12.01 04:19 Objective_Proposal65 Please go follow now get your free nft dont miss out! #freenft #dogeelonarmy #superpunksarmy #NFTCommunity #nft.

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2021.12.01 04:19 johnedri What are some good resources/content creators to learn PF2e from?

I am going to be running abomination vaults for my friends in the next couple of weeks. I've been Dming 5e for them the last 2 and a half years but now we're moving onto pf2e. I've only played a small amount so I know some basics but I want to make sure I can run my campaign efficiently. I've been reading the core rulebook and want some more help learning to be a good gm for pathfinder. Any content creators come to mind?
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2021.12.01 04:19 trivigante On this day on 1923, dam on river Gleno collapsed. Here are the remains

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2021.12.01 04:19 kingganjaguru I accidentally posted fetish content to my personal Facebook

It was up for almost 3 days. No one, not even my family thought to tell me. My brother confirmed he saw it, but won't answer me. It's not nudity in any way, but I can't say it wasn't me, because you could see my couch and living room in the photos. It had embarrassing text as well, as I meant to post it on my burner insta, and it went to my personal insta and Facebook. What the fuck do I do? What about when or if family talks to me? I'm so embarrassed it's unbelievable.
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2021.12.01 04:19 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - Four decades since AIDS epidemic began, but still no vaccine | France24

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2021.12.01 04:19 leechrufous when your balls rae so b7g that any photo you take makes your penis look tiny??

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